What Girls Should Know
February 26th, 2008, 两粒米
quoted from 《GLAMOUR》:
When men fall in love, we don’t actually care very much about…
when we first dating, she said she made great choco brownies. I said, ‘I love brownies and I love you!’ Huge mistake. Now she thinks making brownies is the highest expression of love for me. That sucks. I rather buy a box of brownies and go to bed and eat with her.
She’s sweet. She always says something like, ‘Oh, you’re so big! I love it!’ as if I’ve never been in a men’s locker room and don’t know that I’m safely average. She seems to think I’m worried, but I figure if a woman is willing to play with it, it’s big enough.
She thinks I have a need to relieve the prev 8 hours, that she’s being supportive if she wants the details. But I just worked it. I don’t want to work it again. I’m happy that she’s interested, but I’d rather make love to her, or eat, or hold her hand and watch the sun go down…
Several times women I loved have asked me, in the middle of sex, ‘is it tight enough for you?’ What is it about my panting and moaning with pleasure that they don’t understand?
It was cute at first when she’d roll over and kiss me, but now I’ve been waking up next to her for a year and the morning kisses are TOXIC. Now I’m freaked out by my breath. Do I smell that bad too?
